June 26, 2008

This is too Funny

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A good lesson for all…

When our lawn mower  broke and wouldn’t run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it  fixed. But somehow, I always had something else to take care of first,  the truck, the car, playing golf - always something more important to  me.

Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point. When  I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily  snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently  for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute,  and when I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush.

I said,  ‘When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the  driveway.’

The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always  have a limp.

Moral of the story: Marriage is a relationship in  which one person is always right, and the other is the  husband.

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